people making little content noises in their throat when you hug or cuddle with them is the best thing ever because that noise is the human equivalent of purring
I wish I was an adult in 2006 so I could have heard akon’s smack that in a club and gone buck fucking wild
The biggest downside to cell phones is that instead of an argument being over when you leave for work, now - thanks to texting - the argument can continue All. Fucking. Day.